Funny Pinoy Jokes :D

FUNNY PINOY JOKES ;D

Chinese Names Born during the night = Andy Lim
Born blind = Kenneth Sy
Born being swindled = Lino Co
Born while cooking = Nilo Toh
Born as 10th child = Sam Po
Born while being courted = Lily Gaw
Born fat = Bob Uy
Born little = Kathy Ting
Born different = Eva Yan
Born with porridge = Lino Gaw
Born looking for someone = Allen Sia
Born while counterfeiting = Faye King
Born during Sunday = Lyn Go
Born with malice = Mali Sia
Born angry with someone = Ally Tan
Born with picture = Lara Huan
Born with sweets = Ken Dy
Born undefined = Sam Ting
Born while taking a bath = Lily Go
Born not to take a bath = Dinah Lily Go
Born while buying = Bill Li
Born secretly = Tina Go
Born to pass flatus = Otto Tin
Born ugly = Kaw Yan
Born Normal = Nath Ting Wong
Born Abnormal = Sam Ting Wong
May reklamo ka? = Nath Ting

isang probinsyano ng rent ng room sa hotel ..

probinsyano : alam ko probinsyano lng ako kaya wag mo akong lokohin! bakit ganito room ko ?

MALIIT!! walang kama at bintana!! mahal na mahal binayad ko tapos ganito lng ?
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ROOMBOY: sir, nasa elevator pa lng po tayo..

♥ JoyJemuel 029 ♥